I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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