You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Randomize
