someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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