You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
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