So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
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