it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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