But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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