The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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