So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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