He kissed a someone with a penis
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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