love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
honey bunches of taint.
My vagina just recognized that song.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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