everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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