why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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