If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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