Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Shame - the story of my life.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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