Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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