That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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