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(303): View more from Colorado

I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.

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(708): View more from Illinois

You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.

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(503): View more from Oregon

What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.

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(417): View more from Missouri

Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.

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(513): View more from Ohio

You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.

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(989): View more from Michigan

Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.

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can't go wrong with guac.

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