gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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