Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
She said her name was "party"
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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