no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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