I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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