Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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