we're blogging at a bar
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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