At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
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