i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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