the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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