she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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