I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I can text with my tongue
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
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