You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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