Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Randomize
