Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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