help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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