I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
The convent might be a nice break from real life
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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