I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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