I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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