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(703): View more from Virginia

belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads

(202): View more from Washington, DC

i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel

(703): View more from Virginia

Yeah...right...LMAO

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(586): View more from Michigan

1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night

(586): View more from Michigan

2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street

(586): View more from Michigan

3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call

(586): View more from Michigan

So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you

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(209): View more from California

I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.

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