Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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