How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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