OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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