Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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