I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
MIDGETS
????
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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