my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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