you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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