All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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