at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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