We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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