he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
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