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Acid is not a monday night drug
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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