We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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