He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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