Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
If I die, sorry about rent.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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