if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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